Drinks And Chats Admirer Mugs

'Herbert's divorcing me. I just hope he doesn't make too much of a fuss when I tell him.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Love

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"Of course I've been drinking!"

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Love Birds love just being together

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Prisoner still life painting.

'Picasso'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"It's a great work!"

Men discussing a book on a chat show

'Your rhino, or mine?'

'Why, yes madam, these are my paintings. How did you know?'

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

Landscape Artists

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

The Big Picture