Chemical Reaction Admirer Gifts

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Claus 2.0

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Painting clouds

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Robocop and Juliet.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Bot Art: After da Vinci

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Employee of the Month Parking

Robot Jogger

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot Painter

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Robot walking pet robot

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Football

Employee of the Month

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

How's your nephew doing in human school this year? Great! He has a calculator and spell checker like last year, and this fall new features have been added. With new translation software he can take language classes now, and for social studies he just clicks "history." Bonjour! I'm so proud! He has the school's highest G.P.A.! Other students can't copy off him anymore because he started using encrypted code. His favorite upgrade is the enhanced ability to process school lunches. He's bee

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Life and Death

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.