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"He's writing his memoirs. I believe he's up to cyclic aliphatic hydrocarbons."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Sexual chemistry set

"I am not asking for directions."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

Undercover Biophysicists

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

'So I left a little bit out of the genetic code when I cloned you. You're only missing a nose. What's the big deal?'