Chemical Experiment Aficionados Gifts

"He's writing his memoirs. I believe he's up to cyclic aliphatic hydrocarbons."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Sexual chemistry set

"I am not asking for directions."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Undercover Biophysicists

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

I think we may have genetically overmodified the tomatoes.

"For you young scientists who hope to do public service work someday, the following six experiments, showing the basic ideas behind chemical warfare...."