Chemical Experiments Gifts

'EUREKURRRGGGGHh..'

'The man at the wine shop said this wine was made without any harmful chemicals, so I added them myself.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Young Frankenstein"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

Carbon Dating.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

The Style of Elements

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Jr. cloning kit

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well