Chemical Experiments T-Shirts

'EUREKURRRGGGGHh..'

'The man at the wine shop said this wine was made without any harmful chemicals, so I added them myself.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Young Frankenstein"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Carbon Dating.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

The Style of Elements

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Jr. cloning kit

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'