Organic T-Shirts

No, pal, I don't know if the chicken is free-range.

"We spent a small fortune buying all organic food to keep up with the Joneses."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Environmentalist

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

But is it organic?

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Eco Princess

At the market

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

HELLth Food Sprouts

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Mulch madness"

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'