Organics T-Shirts

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Environmentalist

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

But is it organic?

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

At the market

"Is the MSG local?"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Eco Princess

All Natural Nothing

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Mulch madness"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'