Organic Chemistry Fan T-Shirts

"So that's what they mean by organic chemistry."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Science Fair Judgements

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Protoplasm

Free Radicals.

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Entropy.

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Space Pioneer

Science And Society 1923

Newton Discovers Gravity

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

'What kind of side effects do you enjoy?'

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

When Chelation Therapy goes wrong.

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

Jules Henri Poincare

"It appears the A.C.S. has a lot of clout around here."

"Sorry for the delay in fulling your prescription. Since you brought it in there has been two new side effects we have to add to the label."