Organic Chemistry Fan Pillows

"So that's what they mean by organic chemistry."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Is it that bad?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

Science Fair Judgements

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Protoplasm

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Free Radicals.

Entropy.

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

Science And Society 1923

Space Pioneer

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Newton Discovers Gravity

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

When Chelation Therapy goes wrong.

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

'What kind of side effects do you enjoy?'

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

Updated History: Sir Isaac Newton. A body at rest tends to remain at rest ... unless an apple falls on its head. Of course, this is just a first draft.

Jules Henri Poincare

'If they weren't so damned good we might feel a bit more excited about the figures.'