Wind Power Champion Gifts

"Any of you boys considered investing in windpower?"

The Environmentalist

Rocking Witches.

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Steve Howe.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Desert island wind-turbine.

Windfarm Autumn.

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'Never shoot straight up.'

Rock n'roll.

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'Look! If I wave these around I can generate electricity!'

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

Mega Quiz. What's the most popular wind instrument? The air guitar.

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

"It's for global cooling."

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

John Fogerty

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

Stairway to Cheddar.

Solar-Powered Catnap

"We were worried about the carbon footprint from the charcoal - so we converted it to wind power."

Donald Quixote de Mar-a-Lago

'What do you think about renewable energy?'

Rock Concert

Would you like a new toy? Kid would prefer a gas mask.

'It's our way of keeping the energy bill down!'

A rock guitarist plays.