Wind Power Advocate Gifts

"We were worried about the carbon footprint from the charcoal - so we converted it to wind power."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Solar Frankenstein

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Solar Plant

US Energy Needs.

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Electric car

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

Sustainability

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

Desert island wind-turbine.

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

Windfarm Autumn.

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

If Ghosts Were Real

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

Business revolution begins.

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

I see he switched to the energy-efficient saber.

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

Short Memories

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

"Only one problem: wind resistance."