Wind Energy Advocate Gifts

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Solar Frankenstein

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

US Energy Needs.

Solar Plant

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

Electric car

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Sustainability

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

Don Quilowatte

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

Desert island wind-turbine.

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

If Ghosts Were Real

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

Business revolution begins.

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

Short Memories

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

I see he switched to the energy-efficient saber.

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."