Wind Energy Specialist Gifts

"What I miss most is the mooing."

Noisy energy?

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Water power.

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Don Quilowatte

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

Desert island wind-turbine.

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

Solar Cars

Wind Energy

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

Windfarm Autumn.

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

Rapunzel tries to go Off-Grid.

Green Ideas

Man on Island.

"I'm afraid he's not much fun in the evenings. He's solar powered."

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

Igloo Windfarm.

"I miss the palm tree, also, but at least we can have a refrigerator."

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'Look! If I wave these around I can generate electricity!'

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

Solar eels.

'They don't only produce electricity they also help to keep the planet cool.'

"It's for global cooling."

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'