Wind Farm Technician Gifts

Wind farm canteen.

'I wouldn't recommend this job to anyone with a toupee.'

Wind Farm Association birthday cake with windmill candles

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

Don Quilowatte

Desert island wind-turbine.

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'It's a working vacation. I'm a wind farmer.'

'They don't only produce electricity they also help to keep the planet cool.'

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

Ecological electricity

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

"However, there's still one main problem with our new high tech wind turbines"

"They'd be perfect as fans if there was any wind."

Donald Quixote de Mar-a-Lago

"The rumor is he's in the pocket of Big WInd."

'Is it a bird? Is it a plane?'

Don Quixote charging a Windmill (colour)

Rising energy prices and increased unemployment opens up for new job opportunities.

"What I miss most is the mooing."

Texas longhorn sees wind turbine that resembles its long horns

"What are your thoughts on energy renewables?"

"This truck never needs recharging."

"I know they've got a problem with global warming..."

That sound? Oh, I bought Harold a breaking wind chime.

Out of gas.

Blowing in the wind

Island windfarming

'He's a natural public speaker. He grew up on a wind farm.'