Wind Farms Gifts

'They don't only produce electricity they also help to keep the planet cool.'

A Hole in the Dike

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Windmill

Don Quilowatte

Desert island wind-turbine.

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

Windfarm Autumn.

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'It's a working vacation. I'm a wind farmer.'

'Look! If I wave these around I can generate electricity!'

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

"It's for global cooling."

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

Ecological electricity

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

"They'd be perfect as fans if there was any wind."

'Putter'.

Donald Quixote de Mar-a-Lago

'Is it a bird? Is it a plane?'

Wind Farm Association birthday cake with windmill candles

Renewable energy

"The rumor is he's in the pocket of Big WInd."

Windmill

Bureaucrats on a windmill.

"It recharges my ipod."

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

Don Quixote charging a Windmill (colour)

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."