Wind Turbines Gifts

Blowing in the wind

"THAT'S your 'back-up' plan?!!"

A Hole in the Dike

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Don Quilowatte

Desert island wind-turbine.

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

Windfarm Autumn.

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'It's a working vacation. I'm a wind farmer.'

'Look! If I wave these around I can generate electricity!'

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

'They don't only produce electricity they also help to keep the planet cool.'

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

"It's for global cooling."

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

"They'd be perfect as fans if there was any wind."

"However, there's still one main problem with our new high tech wind turbines"

Donald Quixote de Mar-a-Lago

Windmill

'Is it a bird? Is it a plane?'

"The rumor is he's in the pocket of Big WInd."

Bureaucrats on a windmill.

"It recharges my ipod."

Renewable energy

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

Wind Farm Association birthday cake with windmill candles