Wind Power Gifts

Island windfarming

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

Windfarm Autumn.

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

'Mostly it powers the sign'

"It's for global cooling."

High School Science Project Competition

"It recharges my ipod."

"This truck never needs recharging."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Don Quilowatte

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

Desert island wind-turbine.

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'Look! If I wave these around I can generate electricity!'

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

"We were worried about the carbon footprint from the charcoal - so we converted it to wind power."

'Apparently wind is a valuable source of energy for the future. That means you will be worth a fortune!'

'Is it a bird? Is it a plane?'

Renewable energy

Wind Farm Association birthday cake with windmill candles

"Any of you boys considered investing in windpower?"

'I told you we should have protested against that windfarm'

Don Quixote charging a Windmill (colour)

"What can you give me for wind?"

"What I miss most is the mooing."