Wind Energy Gifts

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'What do you think about renewable energy?'

'Look! If I wave these around I can generate electricity!'

'When does the rest of the plane get here?'

'And what happens after we've over-farmed the wind, and there's none left?'

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

'Is it a bird? Is it a plane?'

'Look, there go the windfarm protestors.' (Crowd of protestors being blown away)

Renewable energy

"I can remember when they all had palm trees."

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

Wind Farm Association birthday cake with windmill candles

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Don Quilowatte

Desert island wind-turbine.

Windfarm Autumn.

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

'They don't only produce electricity they also help to keep the planet cool.'

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

"It's for global cooling."

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

"We were worried about the carbon footprint from the charcoal - so we converted it to wind power."

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

"It recharges my ipod."

'Apparently wind is a valuable source of energy for the future. That means you will be worth a fortune!'

Don Quixote charging a Windmill (colour)

High School Science Project Competition