Wind Gifts

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'So bored with the windy weather.'

'It's so windy today that a hen could lay the same egg twice!'

Shepherd and eurydice

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Robot Parts $5

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Playing Fetch.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Butterfly Woman

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Skipping Horse

I should be a writer when I grow up...

The Busy Gardener

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Remote control pirate bully

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'