Wind Mugs

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'So bored with the windy weather.'

'It's so windy today that a hen could lay the same egg twice!'

Shepherd and eurydice

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Robot Parts $5

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Playing Fetch.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Butterfly Woman

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Skipping Horse

I should be a writer when I grow up...

The Busy Gardener

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Remote control pirate bully

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."