Wind Energy Buff Gifts

'Apparently wind is a valuable source of energy for the future. That means you will be worth a fortune!'

'He likes to power nap.'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Desert island wind-turbine.

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

'How was your holiday?'

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

Windfarm Autumn.

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

"It's a plant based solution."

'Look! If I wave these around I can generate electricity!'

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

"It's for global cooling."

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

Energy speculation.

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

'The good thing about Global Warming it that winters are shorter. We don't need to store so much food anymore...'

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

'Polar bear or no polar bear, I'm cold.'

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

'Why do you want a chimney sweep anyway? You're all electric...'

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'

'Is it a bird? Is it a plane?'

"Is it cold in here or is it just the Ice Age?"

Renewable energy