Renewable Energy Buff Gifts

Wind Turbines Don't Work

'Now for the last programme in our series 'alternative sources of energy'.'

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

"I changed to gas." ( Electric eel producing bubbles)

ECO razor

"Did the Doctor give you anything for your wind?"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'He likes to power nap.'

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Battery Lighthouse

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'How was your holiday?'

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

'I could have had a V-8!'

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

"It's a plant based solution."

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

'Uranus!'

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

World Battery Change

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

Energy speculation.

'The good thing about Global Warming it that winters are shorter. We don't need to store so much food anymore...'

Battery Chicken.

I don't know what it is, doc,,, I just keep going and going and going,,,

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

'Polar bear or no polar bear, I'm cold.'