Solar Energy Buff Gifts

'Explain to me again how installing solar lights will solve the lack of winter sunshine in the Antarctic?'

"Houston, we have a problem."

'He likes to power nap.'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Not now, Oliver."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

Battery Lighthouse

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'The buildings are merging.'

Wall Street...

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Asteroid Bennu

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

'How was your holiday?'

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

Toy Store/Battery Store

Glimpses One Dollar

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

"It's a plant based solution."

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'