Solar Energy Buff Gifts

'Explain to me again how installing solar lights will solve the lack of winter sunshine in the Antarctic?'

'He likes to power nap.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"Not now, Oliver."

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

Battery Lighthouse

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'The buildings are merging.'

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

'How was your holiday?'

Glimpses One Dollar

Toy Store/Battery Store

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Asteroid Bennu

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.