Solar System Buff Gifts

'Uranus!'

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

"Houston, we have a problem."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Not now, Oliver."

Battery Lighthouse

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Not guilty?"

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

Dog Howling the Moon way

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Prepare Enter The Wormhole!

'Where did you leave the ship?'

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."

'How was your holiday?'

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Asteroid Bennu

Glimpses One Dollar

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

Remember, what happens in Roswell, stays in Roswell.