Satellite Buff Gifts

A man has media beamed to his head with a personal satellite.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

How am I abducting?

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"Not now, Oliver."

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Presenter Auditions.

Woman and TV.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Milkin' Impossible

Dog Howling the Moon way

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Couch Potatoes

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

The passing of a radio/tv personality.