Climate Buff Gifts

'Tomorrow, it may be warm and sunny... or cold and snowy... or rainy... or... hey, it depends on the weather, folks!'

'Polar bear or no polar bear, I'm cold.'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"Is it cold in here or is it just the Ice Age?"

'The good thing about Global Warming it that winters are shorter. We don't need to store so much food anymore...'

'How was your holiday?'

'No ice for me thanks, I'm sick of ice everywhere..'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

Pickle

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

'If elected, I promise to do my darndest to get re-elected.'

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

The world at stake...

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

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Politics pre - DJT

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

The Capitol In The Palm Of Their Hands.

"Ah, but that wasn't a campaign promise - It was a NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!"

"The time is now 7:42 - and if you can hang on for half a sec, I'll witch you over to Phil with the weather."

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

Elections race.

"See, I've still got plenty of supporters."

"The election result was predictably unpredictable."