Climate Buff Gifts

'Tomorrow, it may be warm and sunny... or cold and snowy... or rainy... or... hey, it depends on the weather, folks!'

'Polar bear or no polar bear, I'm cold.'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"Is it cold in here or is it just the Ice Age?"

'The good thing about Global Warming it that winters are shorter. We don't need to store so much food anymore...'

'How was your holiday?'

'No ice for me thanks, I'm sick of ice everywhere..'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

'If elected, I promise to do my darndest to get re-elected.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

Politics pre - DJT

The world at stake...

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

The Capitol In The Palm Of Their Hands.

"Ah, but that wasn't a campaign promise - It was a NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!"

Pangaea Pumpkin

Elections race.

"The time is now 7:42 - and if you can hang on for half a sec, I'll witch you over to Phil with the weather."

"Three, please. Any color."

"The election result was predictably unpredictable."

"See, I've still got plenty of supporters."

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

"Mr. Bermudez, as candidate for mayor, I need your vote. I think we can agree that the most urgent issues are education, employment and political access!"