Climate Change Buff Gifts

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

But is it organic?

Child protects planet with umbrella.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Mother nature takes her course.

COP29

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"What's that, girl? Melting ice are shifting water systems causing fish to change habitats, threatening coastal communities with rising sea levels, and causing permafrost in the Arctic to release more greenhouse gas?"

"Here's the marketing department's solution."

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

Where's my global warming?

"Remember, if you can fly you don’t have to wait for the ice to melt."

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

"I'm getting a lot of burnt notes."

'How was your holiday?'