Climate Change Buff Gifts

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

But is it organic?

Child protects planet with umbrella.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

COP29

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Mother nature takes her course.

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"What's that, girl? Melting ice are shifting water systems causing fish to change habitats, threatening coastal communities with rising sea levels, and causing permafrost in the Arctic to release more greenhouse gas?"

"Here's the marketing department's solution."

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

"Remember, if you can fly you don’t have to wait for the ice to melt."

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

Where's my global warming?

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

'How was your holiday?'

"Elon… We're going to need a bigger chipper." "You got it!"