Climate Policy Maker Gifts

COP29

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Polluted geese

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

The interested bystanders.

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Trump leaving

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Insect extinction

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Food waste with recycling symbol

The melting polar ice caps

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"The Nominees"

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

I want to talk about the environment...

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

Where's my global warming?