Environmental Policy Maker Gifts

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

'is it 'think globally, act locally' or the other way around?'

Ursula von der Leyen

Recycling Point for Nuclear Weapons

"As part of the company's new energy conservation policy we no longer accept 'bright ideas'."

"I think he's saying we should clean up our act."

Crime Scene

'So what are you complaining about, mister Let's-not-hinder-industry-with-regulations?'

'We would consider a loan under these conditions: more efficient sleighs, lower reindeer emissions, no outsourcing to foreign elves.'

"Oh God, an ozone hole made in China!"

What we need. What we did

Stephen Harper's China diary Day Three. Meet with Hu Jintao in sincere effort to make up for lost time.

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

"Cash for clunkers 2.0"

The new, green CIA.

'I'm getting the paper, The governor has developed a plan to reduce gasoline usage by twenty percent.'

Lee Iacocca - Automotive Executive.

'Forty years of paper shuffling, and it comes to this.'

'The climate has changed!'

Western Leaders at COP27

"But a windfall tax would mean abandoning a zero carbon future."

"It's a bit of a poisson chalice."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"Welcome to the future"

Hate Platforms

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

E.U. Banking Union.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."