"This is a beautiful place. Let's ruin it."
Environmental Policy Makers Gifts
Searching for a meaningful gift for an environmental policy maker? Our collection celebrates their passion for sustainability with witty and inspiring designs across mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Perfect for those who work tirelessly to protect the environment, our products are both fun and thoughtful, helping them stay motivated and proud of their crucial role in shaping a greener future.
The Jeopardy of Progress
Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.
Schengen
Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
"Welcome to the future"
Hate Platforms
"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."
Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future
'It's not easy being green on grass!'
'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'
E.U. Banking Union.
US v.s. Tech Giants
Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme
'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'
'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'
"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."
God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth
'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'
G7 Tax Multinational Companies
'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'
It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.
World Economic Crisis.
America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes
Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.
"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."
'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'
Flat tax - equal burden?
Russia Money Laundering
Think Tank
Economy
Earth stove
Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders
"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"
Environmental Policy Makers Gifts Collection
Environmental Policy Makers Mugs
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Environmental Policy Makers Pillows
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Environmental Policy Makers Prints
Discover our art prints that pay tribute to environmental champions and their vital work for our planet.
Environmental Policy Makers T-Shirts
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