Environmental Policy Gifts

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

'It's the latest government farming policy.'

"Cash for clunkers 2.0"

"It's a bit of a poisson chalice."

'When I was governor I saw to it that no superstorms ever started, and I know how to do it again as president.'

'No 'Natural Environment,' next 127 miles - Govt. test study.'

Primitive Bushmen.

Ecopolicy.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Oil Spill

"As part of the environmental policy we burn any complaints to eat wards!"

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Deforestation.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Trump leaving

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Economy

Water company bonus.