Environmental Policy Pillows

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

'It's the latest government farming policy.'

"Cash for clunkers 2.0"

"It's a bit of a poisson chalice."

'When I was governor I saw to it that no superstorms ever started, and I know how to do it again as president.'

'No 'Natural Environment,' next 127 miles - Govt. test study.'

Primitive Bushmen.

Ecopolicy.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Oil Spill

"As part of the environmental policy we burn any complaints to eat wards!"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Good boy."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Deforestation.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Trump leaving

Our Two Parties, Explained

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Think Tank

Roe v. Wade