Climate Policy Pillows

The big pause

The Sinema Manchin Dynasty

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Good boy."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The interested bystanders.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Just Stop Boil

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Global Warmer 2000.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Trump leaving

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Bees SOS

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Economy

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Roe v. Wade

Think Tank

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

Environment policy.

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

COP29

COP26