Climate Discussion Pillows

Rush Linbaugh - Radio Commentator.

The interested bystanders.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

Keystone XL

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

Creator's Remorse

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

Parallel Universe Committee - Meeting Today!

'So... when do you think you'll b leaving for good?'

"Mrs. Santa Claus wants a divorce, the elves in my workshop is on strike, the reindeer just hate me and global warming makes my place in the North Pole melt!"

Controversy over species-change operations...

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

"Now, if New York were sunny and bright like Colorado, then that would be another story."

Still a global warming sceptic?

'Finally a day of hot deals and cool profit - my kind of climate change.'

Progress

Party Like the Temperature is 1999

'Don't blame me darling, it's due to the bad winter, global warming, commodity scarcity, fuel price rises, the increase in the wealth of China, market rent rises and inflation.'

Planck's Constant Nagging.

Use by date

Real estate company: 'On the contrary, LA does have four seasons - summer, wildfire, winter and mudslide!'

"I'll start start taking global warming predictions seriously as soon as they can nail a three-day forecast."

"Cimate change denier!!!"

"Now that we can't discuss religion, politics, OR the weather, I got nuthin' to say."

Why Oil Spills Are Good:

"Some pep talk. . . apparently it's 1 minute to midnight and we're 5-1 down!"