Climate Change Discussion Pillows

The interested bystanders.

"Mrs. Santa Claus wants a divorce, the elves in my workshop is on strike, the reindeer just hate me and global warming makes my place in the North Pole melt!"

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

But is it organic?

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Scarcity

Child protects planet with umbrella.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"We'll always have Paris..."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"I love you too, big guy."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'I blame global warming!'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Global Warmer 2000.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Trump leaving

Climate Crisis

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.