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The big pause

The Sinema Manchin Dynasty

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Good boy."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

The interested bystanders.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Our Two Parties, Explained

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Trump leaving

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Global Warmer 2000.

Just Stop Boil

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Bees SOS

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Think Tank

Roe v. Wade

Economy

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Sybil Obama

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Environment policy.

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."