Wind Turbine Buff Gifts

"What I miss most is the mooing."

'He likes to power nap.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

'We've found the problem...'

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

Today's seminar is going to be so much fun...

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

'They don't only produce electricity they also help to keep the planet cool.'

"I'm thinking about going big."

'This summer, how does obedience camp sound?'

Energy speculation.

Internal Combustion.

The temporary home of the international hall of brine.

"I have bad knees."

Betting on $80 oil price.

Santa's Near Miss

"They'd be perfect as fans if there was any wind."

"However, there's still one main problem with our new high tech wind turbines"

Donald Quixote de Mar-a-Lago

It was another dramatic dog-fight between the deadly foes.

'Apparently wind is a valuable source of energy for the future. That means you will be worth a fortune!'

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

'Why do you want a chimney sweep anyway? You're all electric...'

"The rumor is he's in the pocket of Big WInd."

'Is it a bird? Is it a plane?'

Milk Machine