Wind Energy Engineer Gifts

Don Quilowatte

Don Quixote charging a Windmill (colour)

"This truck never needs recharging."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Noisy energy?

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

Desert island wind-turbine.

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

Windfarm Autumn.

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

Solar Cars

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

Wind Energy

Rapunzel tries to go Off-Grid.

Green Ideas

Man on Island.

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'Look! If I wave these around I can generate electricity!'

'It's a working vacation. I'm a wind farmer.'

'They don't only produce electricity they also help to keep the planet cool.'

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

Rising oceans could prevent wind power being the main power source.

"It's for global cooling."

Ecological electricity

"Trees? This is the new green."

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

"We're phasing out Russian oil."

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.