Wind Farm Enthusiast Gifts

"What are your thoughts on energy renewables?"

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

Windmill

Desert island wind-turbine.

Farmer's credit.

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

"No need to be embarrassed. Eventually we all need a lanolin supplement."

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'Of course the Smiths have more than we do. His wife works.'

'It's a working vacation. I'm a wind farmer.'

"Grandpa, if I ever decide to get involved in farming, it will be strictly as a commodities broker."

'They don't only produce electricity they also help to keep the planet cool.'

"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."

Ecological electricity

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

"My platform can be summarized in a single word: Leadership!"

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'It worked! Dressing the scarecrow like a lawyer has scared everybody away!'

'Putter'.

Bird seed.

"They'd be perfect as fans if there was any wind."

Donald Quixote de Mar-a-Lago

'They've become a lot more popular since we started attaching MPs to the blades.'

"The rumor is he's in the pocket of Big WInd."

The Desk that Broke the Plains.

At least he could say that he straightened the prongs of the fork today.

Wind Farm Association birthday cake with windmill candles

"'Nother load of tobacco money headin' north, Ma." "Yep."

Johnny Cash Cow: 'I've got some great seats at the back.'