Wind Farm Technician Pillows

Wind farm canteen.

'I wouldn't recommend this job to anyone with a toupee.'

Wind Farm Association birthday cake with windmill candles

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

Don Quilowatte

Desert island wind-turbine.

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'It's a working vacation. I'm a wind farmer.'

'They don't only produce electricity they also help to keep the planet cool.'

Ecological electricity

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

"They'd be perfect as fans if there was any wind."

"However, there's still one main problem with our new high tech wind turbines"

Donald Quixote de Mar-a-Lago

'Is it a bird? Is it a plane?'

"The rumor is he's in the pocket of Big WInd."

Don Quixote charging a Windmill (colour)

Rising energy prices and increased unemployment opens up for new job opportunities.

"What are your thoughts on energy renewables?"

"I know they've got a problem with global warming..."

Texas longhorn sees wind turbine that resembles its long horns

"What I miss most is the mooing."

"This truck never needs recharging."

Out of gas.

Blowing in the wind

Island windfarming

'Look, there go the windfarm protestors.' (Crowd of protestors being blown away)

"Our cows produce so much methane I suppose we could be described as a wind farm."