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"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

The first car accident.

Modern kite for wind energy.

"You keep impeccable time."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

The Invention of the Wheel

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'I need both hands for steering.'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

First Speeding Fine.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

Millipede motorist

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

The Best Defense for Trump's Wall

"'Thank you for sending us your manuscript,' she exclaimed. 'You're welcome,' I retorted. 'Unfortunately, it's not what we are looking for,' she opined. 'How disappointing,' I remarked."

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

"Why do we lose our leaves in the fall - I'm cold all winter."

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

Donald Quixote de Mar-a-Lago

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup -- we were getting too many libel suits.'

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'