Wind Turbine Whiz Pillows

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

The first car accident.

Modern kite for wind energy.

"You keep impeccable time."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

The Invention of the Wheel

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'I need both hands for steering.'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

Millipede motorist

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

First Speeding Fine.

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

"Why do we lose our leaves in the fall - I'm cold all winter."

"'Thank you for sending us your manuscript,' she exclaimed. 'You're welcome,' I retorted. 'Unfortunately, it's not what we are looking for,' she opined. 'How disappointing,' I remarked."

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

Donald Quixote de Mar-a-Lago

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup -- we were getting too many libel suits.'

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

'That was quite a storm we had last night!'