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George doesn't let his asthma get in the way of his playing the tuba in the school band.

'How about a cream pie? A cream pie might work.'

The first car accident.

Modern kite for wind energy.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

The Invention of the Wheel

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

'I need both hands for steering.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

Flight of the Bumble Bee

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Millipede motorist

First Speeding Fine.

She always had her flute... just in case.

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

"You're sucking when you should be blowing!"

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

Sousaphone Player

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

And now on trumpet... 'Tha she blows!'

The unmistakable face of a man who lives beneath a Tuba enthusiast.

'That was quite a storm we had last night!'

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'