Arcade Whiz Pillows

Whack-a-fly!

Nerd tryouts.

Gadget geek.

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

Pollsters

1080P New Year's Resolution

"Problem?"

"I worry about the parents when I'm off to college. They're totally dependent on me for IT support."

"One of the advantages to working from home is free tech support!"

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

'... Can Willis come out and calculate formulae?'

Proud Inventor.

'This damn ??,' - 'So that's computer language,'

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

"Yes, my automatic starter has the technology to start your car as well. I'll show you. Honey! Go start her car!"

"I realise children are learning to use computers at an early age, but this is outrageous!"

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

"This time can the tooth fairy please just venmo me?"

Gimme 400 rolls of duct tape.

'Their parents aren't going to be very happy with one of their predictions. They discovered that when they're ready for college, tuition will be around $18,000 a year.'

"Hey, if you pull up a war game of Godzilla destroying Tokyo, that's just my son hacking our data base."

"This is the moment all tech guys hate! When we tell someone their computer can't be saved."

I am billing therefore I am