Arcade Whiz Prints

Whack-a-fly!

Gadget geek.

Nerd tryouts.

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

Pollsters

1080P New Year's Resolution

"Problem?"

"I worry about the parents when I'm off to college. They're totally dependent on me for IT support."

'... Can Willis come out and calculate formulae?'

Proud Inventor.

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

"One of the advantages to working from home is free tech support!"

'This damn ??,' - 'So that's computer language,'

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

"Yes, my automatic starter has the technology to start your car as well. I'll show you. Honey! Go start her car!"

"I realise children are learning to use computers at an early age, but this is outrageous!"

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

"This time can the tooth fairy please just venmo me?"

Gimme 400 rolls of duct tape.

Sean Connery

Wow! He can hear a song just once and then play it? Yeah, he has a phonographic memory!

Look at all these electronic bill payments! There's dozens of them! Bank's computers can process thousands of transactions like those every second. Money is instantly moved from one account to another! Today the phrase "money moves quickly" has more than one meaning! Yeah, money goes quickly but not as far as it used to. It's harder to make ends meet now. With money these days it seems like I'm sacrificing distance for speed!

"Sounds like a real game changer."

'Their parents aren't going to be very happy with one of their predictions. They discovered that when they're ready for college, tuition will be around $18,000 a year.'

"This is the moment all tech guys hate! When we tell someone their computer can't be saved."

"Hey, if you pull up a war game of Godzilla destroying Tokyo, that's just my son hacking our data base."

I am billing therefore I am