Walker Whiz Pillows

Tennis Balls

The first car accident.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Math Teacher

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

The Invention of the Wheel

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

'I need both hands for steering.'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

Dog Walker

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

First Speeding Fine.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Millipede motorist

Johann Strauss

Exercise Car.

"Why do we lose our leaves in the fall - I'm cold all winter."

Mario Caravadossi hides Angelotti

"'Thank you for sending us your manuscript,' she exclaimed. 'You're welcome,' I retorted. 'Unfortunately, it's not what we are looking for,' she opined. 'How disappointing,' I remarked."

'Excellent Hoskins, you've got all the right numbers, now shall we see if you can put them in the right order?'

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

'And this is where we attempt to forecast the true size of the spending cuts!'

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

"Hardscrabble"

Publication Day for Johnson's Dictionary

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'