Walker Whiz Prints

Tennis Balls

The first car accident.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

Math Teacher

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

The Invention of the Wheel

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

'I need both hands for steering.'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

Dog Walker

Millipede motorist

Johann Strauss

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

First Speeding Fine.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Exercise Car.

The Best Defense for Trump's Wall

"Why do we lose our leaves in the fall - I'm cold all winter."

"'Thank you for sending us your manuscript,' she exclaimed. 'You're welcome,' I retorted. 'Unfortunately, it's not what we are looking for,' she opined. 'How disappointing,' I remarked."

Mario Caravadossi hides Angelotti

'Excellent Hoskins, you've got all the right numbers, now shall we see if you can put them in the right order?'

'And this is where we attempt to forecast the true size of the spending cuts!'

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

"I realise children are learning to use computers at an early age, but this is outrageous!"