Putting Whiz Pillows

The first car accident.

Nerd tryouts.

"You keep impeccable time."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

The Invention of the Wheel

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'I need both hands for steering.'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

1080P New Year's Resolution

'You must have a lot of untapped potential.'

First Speeding Fine.

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

Millipede motorist

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).

Big Berts Brickmaking Academy

'Norman's building a small Hadron Collider.'

"'Thank you for sending us your manuscript,' she exclaimed. 'You're welcome,' I retorted. 'Unfortunately, it's not what we are looking for,' she opined. 'How disappointing,' I remarked."

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

"Your orders are burning up the system. I love it!"

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

'This damn ??,' - 'So that's computer language,'

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

Publication Day for Johnson's Dictionary

"I realise children are learning to use computers at an early age, but this is outrageous!"

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup -- we were getting too many libel suits.'