Putting Whiz Gifts

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

The first car accident.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"You keep impeccable time."

Nerd tryouts.

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

The Invention of the Wheel

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'I need both hands for steering.'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

1080P New Year's Resolution

'You must have a lot of untapped potential.'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

First Speeding Fine.

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Millipede motorist

Big Berts Brickmaking Academy

"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

"Your orders are burning up the system. I love it!"

"'Thank you for sending us your manuscript,' she exclaimed. 'You're welcome,' I retorted. 'Unfortunately, it's not what we are looking for,' she opined. 'How disappointing,' I remarked."

'Norman's building a small Hadron Collider.'

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

'This damn ??,' - 'So that's computer language,'

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

Publication Day for Johnson's Dictionary

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup -- we were getting too many libel suits.'

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'